The Writer's Block

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So the other day I was tie dying a shirt and I poured dye all over my friend’s hands.  I then asked her to put hand prints on both my arms and my legs.  I didn’t realize until afterwards that the dye really was not going to come off easily and it looks like I have hand print bruises on both of my arms and my ankle.  Today, I was talking to an RA about how the toilets in my hallway have been clogged and she saw my arms, looked at me like she was super concerned and asked me if I was okay.  I feel really bad that I am concerning others with the tie dye on my arms.  I really need to make an effort to scrub that off tomorrow. 

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I got 1.5 hours of sleep last night and somehow managed to get through a meeting with someone coming off coherent and intelligent!  Don’t know how I did that because at breakfast I dropped my fork on the ground, bent over to pick it up and tipped my cup full of orange juice almost upside down. 

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Going to dick around on tumblr until I find inspiration for my sonnet.  We’ll see how that one goes :P

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lyxpletive:

Remus Lupin’s father was named Lyall Lupin.

Lyall means wolf.

Remus Lupin is literally Werewolf McWerewolf II.

(Source: heartslow, via englishmajorhumor)

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Six Word Memoirs

December first, I kept the notes.

Life goes on; scars fade white.

Upper administrations can’t do jack shit.

I swam across the river alone.

These were super fun to write, but looking at them again I realize how freaking cryptic they all are.

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ohmycarveredlund:

nepeta-lives:

I came out as a queer during football practice when my coach was like “son, you’re having trouble throwing straight” and I replied “I’m also having trouble being straight”. It got very quiet and then coach just shook his head and said “throw the damn ball, Cooper”

i have been laughing for 3 million years

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this is my friend Sam and I, we go to a private boarding school in northern California. Sam is pan-sexual (liking anybody he has a deep connection with) and myself, well i am a bit confused of who i am at the moment. last night our school had a formal dinner, I asked Sam to be my date a week ago,he said yes! the night of the formal dinner Sam asked our assistant headmaster if he could wear a dress, he said no before he had even finished the question. when Sam and i showed up to the dinner we were holding hands and i was also holding the roses Sam had gave to me. Sam was wearing mascara and lipstick. our assistant headmaster freaked out and told Sam if he didn’t get the makeup off he would be in massive trouble. Sam and I went back to the room to get his makeup off  and came back down. the whole night he was telling us how bizarre and weird we were. the night ended and the morning rose. we both have our first class of Friday with our assistant headmaster. he told the both of us if our relationship went any further he threatened he would take us behind the barn and beat us. he also told us if we were in public school we would have our dicks chopped off by other kids. after this period of being teased, Sam and i got together and thought we needed to do something about this. so here i am, Julien,15 years old, asking for your help to spread this around and have it known that California allows private schools to discriminate against people with certain sexual preferences.
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babybutta:

booksarerevolution:

katjagotboends:

indie-jack:

“My name is Jasmine Edwards. I worked at IHOP in Evansville, Indiana. As you can see I got hurt at work. A lady hit me with a glass of milk and I had to get 8 stitches. My boss told me that I was fired and that my people didn’t know how to act. I didn’t do anything wrong, customers even said that I handled the situation very well. Anyway he fired me and another lady for standing up for me. This is not right and I ask that you Please Share-thanks”
This is so fucked up. Please share this photo.

"my people didn’t know how to act"
oh but we weren’t the ones assaulting ihop workers

Fuck Ihop and fuck racist assholes.

Sounds like this needs to go viral.

trigger warning: Violence
trigger warning: Racism
Please followers, reblog this and if you’re in the states contact that IHOP and raise all hell. 
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So I took out a box of Valentine’s Day sweetheart candies and my roommate and I picked out a heart at random as our Valentine’s Day fortune.  My roommate got “Marry me!”  She said that if her boyfriend actually proposes to her on Valentine’s Day she will just start laughing hysterically because all she will be able to think about is the candy heart!  I hope it’s not bad that I almost hope that happens.

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